What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
What is heaven? Thousand of girls and buckets of beer. What is hell? When you come to know that the buckets have holes and girls don't.
Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life? Because, women don't have a wife.
Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
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