What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
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Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff? New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: George!
If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years.
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
yo mamas so fat when she walked by the TV you missed 2 episodes of Friends
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
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