What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
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UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable…. !!
Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe.
A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while. Gal: R u going away? Santa: No..No... Now turn around
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.
Your momma is soo dumb, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
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