What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
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Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
You:did you lose your virginity? Me:no i found it =)
A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells "Paw, I found her! I found the girl I'm gonna marry, and she's a virgin!"
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
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