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You:did you lose your virginity? Me:no i found it =)
Yo mamma so ugly when she was in school she got invited to a father- son campout
Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
yeah keep going out with that asshole and i'll be over there, when you figure out that i was the better than him just hope i care enough to say fuc you
TEACHER – What are the people of Turkey called.? PAPPU – I don’t know. TEACHER – They are called Turks. Tell me What are people of Germany called.? PAPPU- Germs
Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
yo mamas so old when she went to shool they didnt have history
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