What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
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Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life? Because, women don't have a wife.
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'it's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes', WOAW not you.
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Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.Husband thinks: She must have reached there.
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