What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
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The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Your momma is soo dumb, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe.
And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
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