What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
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A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
Wife read a book and tells her husband, a bull ucks 300 times a year. You don't do quarter of that. Husband: does the book say the bull ucks the same cow?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff? New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
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