What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was in school she got invited to a father- son campout
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walking.
I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me!
A biker hit a sparrow.He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water. Bird wakes up, luks around & screams:Prison! My God! I've killed the biker.
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