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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin? Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite? Man: My wife...
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law!
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
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