What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
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Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
TEACHER – Can you Tell me 2 creatures which Do Not have Teeth. PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walking.
what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?.... They can both smell it but not eat it.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
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