What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
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There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while. Gal: R u going away? Santa: No..No... Now turn around
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Q: How Do You Make The Entire World's Population To Fall Asleep At The Same Time? a: Have Tim Duncan Explain Why He Loves Basketball On World-wide Television.
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Question: Why does Barack want higher taxes? Answer: Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
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