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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Why Is Your Boss Like A Diaper? He Is Always On Your Ass And Most Of The Time He Is Full Of Shit
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
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