What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
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I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes? Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
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