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How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.Husband thinks: She must have reached there.
Six benefits of girls milk. 1. Cat can't drink. 2. No need of glass. 3. No expiry date. 4. Packed in beautiful container. 5. No need to boil. 6. 1+1 offer.
Text messaging is like a blow-job of an amateur prostitute; short, sweet and always cheap!!!
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?.... They can both smell it but not eat it.
And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
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