What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch? A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
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