What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
What Did The Bannana Say To The Vibrator? "what Are You Shaking For She Gonna Eat Me!"
your mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing "we are family"
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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