What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.Husband thinks: She must have reached there.
What Did The Bannana Say To The Vibrator? "what Are You Shaking For She Gonna Eat Me!"
Last nite I coudnt sleep. I wantd u warm against my skin. I wantd u on me. I wantd 2 feel u all over my body ... but I coodnt find u! Where did I put my PYJAMAS?
Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
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