What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle? A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?.... They can both smell it but not eat it.
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
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