What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me!
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
DUM I TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLIE OUTSIDE SHE WENT IN GOT A BOWL
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