What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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Why Do Women Rub Their Eyes In The Morning? Because They Don't Have Balls To Scratch.
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
Last nite I coudnt sleep. I wantd u warm against my skin. I wantd u on me. I wantd 2 feel u all over my body ... but I coodnt find u! Where did I put my PYJAMAS?
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
A child said to a pregnant lady: Wat’s in ur belly? She rep: here I’ve my cute beautiful baby Child says: if it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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