What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff? New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse….......He's got five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:... try again... again... maybe you are just not sexy?... one more time... hey don't force it, ugly!!!
Santa :"Dude, where does the sun go at night ?" Banta :"It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it."
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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