What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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What's the geographical definition of sex? It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
Yo mamma so ugly when she was in school she got invited to a father- son campout
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
yo mamas so old when she went to shool they didnt have history
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