What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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youer mama is so pouer she puts the broun bag speshul on layaway.
An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !
You:did you lose your virginity? Me:no i found it =)
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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