What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin? Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite? Man: My wife...
Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walking.
I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law!
After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while. Gal: R u going away? Santa: No..No... Now turn around
Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
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