What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch? A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.Frog: When n where? Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
Question: Why does Barack want higher taxes? Answer: Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered. He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could no........
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