What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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your mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing "we are family"
What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
But what gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans teats inserted neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard?................................ of course its a seat belt
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
Why Do Women Rub Their Eyes In The Morning? Because They Don't Have Balls To Scratch.
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