What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
Why Did The Mexican Push His Wife Off The Cliff ? Answer Tequila ! .
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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