What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: for u and ur parents.
I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"
I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
There was once a genie who came & asked, "Name ur wish" U asked, "Make me Gorgeous." Genie replied, "I grant wishes not miracles"
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