What's the height of bad luck?
Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
Why Is Your Boss Like A Diaper? He Is Always On Your Ass And Most Of The Time He Is Full Of Shit
Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.So the girl At the front desk says to him. " Thank you for coming."
What Do You Get When You Cross A Foot And A Ball? Football!!!
Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
But what gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans teats inserted neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard?................................ of course its a seat belt
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