Why Is Your Boss Like A Diaper? He Is Always On Your Ass And Most Of The Time He Is Full Of Shit

Total Records: 842


	141	Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: for u and ur parents.
	19	"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
	90	Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
	149	You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
	5	Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
	208	CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
	84	First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I'm feeling guilty Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy First Doc: Yeah, but I'm a Veterinary doctor.

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