Why Is Your Boss Like A Diaper? He Is Always On Your Ass And Most Of The Time He Is Full Of Shit
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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walking.
Which is the place where men and women, both have curly hair? WHAT!!! chhi chhi chhii... dirty mind scroll down. its AFRICA!
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johnny looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy says, "How old are you?" Johnny says, "Six." The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?" Johnny says, "Right after the first time I got l........
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