Why Is Your Boss Like A Diaper? He Is Always On Your Ass And Most Of The Time He Is Full Of Shit
More Random Sms Jokes
Total Records: 4827
What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
About 50% of parents "friend" their children on Facebook. The other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass the shit out of their kids.
How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
Submit Your Joke
© 1999-2010 Leeway Infotech Pvt Ltd