Why Is Your Boss Like A Diaper? He Is Always On Your Ass And Most Of The Time He Is Full Of Shit
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Tiger Woods has announced he will play a round at the U.S. Open. He will also play around at the U.S. Open.
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
Today wartime President Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize, tomorrow Paris Hilton accepts the Oscar for Best Actress.
A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
D young couple wer holding hands in d Nudist camp. Guy: Wen I tell u I luv u y do u always lower ur eyes? Girl answered shyly: To see if it's true!!
Feelin Bored? THINK OF ME Feelin Sad? CALL ME Feelin Lonely? VISIT ME Feelin Horny? USE UR HANDS& ENJOY da ART of......SMSING ME!!!
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