Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
Why Do Women Rub Their Eyes In The Morning? Because They Don't Have Balls To Scratch.
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
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