Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.
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TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
Why Do Women Rub Their Eyes In The Morning? Because They Don't Have Balls To Scratch.
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
A child said to a pregnant lady: Wat’s in ur belly? She rep: here I’ve my cute beautiful baby Child says: if it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
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