Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a broom and u ask: Hey,is dusting still going on?
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
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