Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.
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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
A child said to a pregnant lady: Wat’s in ur belly? She rep: here I’ve my cute beautiful baby Child says: if it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
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yo mamas so old when she went to shool they didnt have history
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