TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind? WIFE:that you are a HOMOSEXUAL.
youer mama is so pouer she puts the broun bag speshul on layaway.
A Man's Plea: I wish I wer a ring Upon my galfrnd's hand, Coz evrytime she'd wipe her rear I'd c d promised land..!
your momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn
True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a broom and u ask: Hey,is dusting still going on?
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
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