TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Total Records: 842


	196	Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
	51	Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.
	145	One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells "Paw, I found her! I found the girl I'm gonna marry, and she's a virgin!"
	89	Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
	1	Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
	85	What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
	72	TEACHER – What are the people of Turkey called.? PAPPU – I don’t know. TEACHER – They are called Turks. Tell me What are people of Germany called.? PAPPU- Germs

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