TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
More Random Sms Jokes
Total Records: 1288
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
A child said to a pregnant lady: Wat’s in ur belly? She rep: here I’ve my cute beautiful baby Child says: if it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
Q: Why do men whistle wen they r sitting on d toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
Submit Your Joke
© 1999-2010 Leeway Infotech Pvt Ltd