TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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A cowboy rides into town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen. He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling. "WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yells. No-one answers. "ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, ........
Yo momma is so stupid she stood on the corner of the street holding a bag of potato chips yelling free lays!
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
Teacher : Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Student : Right. Had he sat in the Class, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
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