This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Santa :"Dude, where does the sun go at night ?" Banta :"It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it."
Wife read a book and tells her husband, a bull ucks 300 times a year. You don't do quarter of that. Husband: does the book say the bull ucks the same cow?
A child said to a pregnant lady: Wat’s in ur belly? She rep: here I’ve my cute beautiful baby Child says: if it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
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