This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind? WIFE:that you are a HOMOSEXUAL.
What's the geographical definition of sex? It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.
Last nite I coudnt sleep. I wantd u warm against my skin. I wantd u on me. I wantd 2 feel u all over my body ... but I coodnt find u! Where did I put my PYJAMAS?
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait... searching... searching... still searching... sorry NO BRAIN found.
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
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