After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while. Gal: R u going away? Santa: No..No... Now turn around

Total Records: 843


	188	yo mamas so old when she went to shool they didnt have history
	82	I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
	38	Why are Egyptian Children always confused? Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
	119	How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
	79	What Do You Get When You Cross A Foot And A Ball? Football!!!
	39	A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
	136	Question: Why does Barack want higher taxes? Answer: Cause he won’t be the one paying them.

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