After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa: No..No... Now turn around
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What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
What Do You Get When You Cross A Foot And A Ball? Football!!!
But what gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans teats inserted neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard?................................ of course its a seat belt
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Which is the place where men and women, both have curly hair? WHAT!!! chhi chhi chhii... dirty mind scroll down. its AFRICA!
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