After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa: No..No... Now turn around
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Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
You:did you lose your virginity? Me:no i found it =)
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X.. S - SMILE.. E - ENERGY.. X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
your momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
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