After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa: No..No... Now turn around
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Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
D young couple wer holding hands in d Nudist camp. Guy: Wen I tell u I luv u y do u always lower ur eyes? Girl answered shyly: To see if it's true!!
sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad serice and many times u have to be satisfied with
Yo momma so short she did a suicide jump of the curb.
Question: Why does Barack want higher taxes? Answer: Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
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