After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa: No..No... Now turn around
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WANT TO HEAR A DIRTY JOKE ,2 PIGS JUMPED IN MUD.WANT TO HEAR A CLEAN JOKE, THEY TOOK A BATH
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
'it's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes', WOAW not you.
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
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