After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa: No..No... Now turn around
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Question: Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat? Answer: The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.
An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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Question: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? Answer: Deductible
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
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