After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa: No..No... Now turn around
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Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap.
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years.
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