After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa: No..No... Now turn around
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Yo momma is so stupid she stood on the corner of the street holding a bag of potato chips yelling free lays!
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind? WIFE:that you are a HOMOSEXUAL.
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