After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa: No..No... Now turn around
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
Roses r red violets r blue.Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered. He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could no........
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
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