After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa: No..No... Now turn around
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Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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