After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa: No..No... Now turn around
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Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, solar-powered flashlight, water-proof tea bag, and condom with sweat holes.
Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon
An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable…. !!
Pappu was masturbatin in front of girl's hostel, lukin at his galfriend. His friend asked: What r u doin? Pappu: Fuckin my galfriend via Blue Tooth
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
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