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Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad serice and many times u have to be satisfied with
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a broom and u ask: Hey,is dusting still going on?
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap.
And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
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