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TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait... searching... searching... still searching... sorry NO BRAIN found.
Suppose,da world is urs,every thing is yours,then what'll b ur gift 4 me.Tel me in 1 word.Enjoy the replies by sending dis msg 2 others,but reply me 1st
A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
Question: What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor? Answer: The check.
Wife read a book and tells her husband, a bull ucks 300 times a year. You don't do quarter of that. Husband: does the book say the bull ucks the same cow?
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