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A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
Why Is Your Boss Like A Diaper? He Is Always On Your Ass And Most Of The Time He Is Full Of Shit
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walking.
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