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Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
your mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing "we are family"
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
But what gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans teats inserted neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard?................................ of course its a seat belt
A biker hit a sparrow.He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water. Bird wakes up, luks around & screams:Prison! My God! I've killed the biker.
Specialties of girls: They get wet without taking bath. They bleed without injury. They give milk without eating grass. They make boneless things hard ....
your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb
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