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Your momma is soo dumb, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walking.
Today wartime President Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize, tomorrow Paris Hilton accepts the Oscar for Best Actress.
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