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	96	Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
	198	your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb
	63	Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
	29	Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
	322	Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch? A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
	102	I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
	116	College is 4 Knowledge, . . Knowledge is 4 Life, . . Life is 4 Wife, . . but . . Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life, . . So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.

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