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UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable…. !!
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
TEACHER – Can you Tell me 2 creatures which Do Not have Teeth. PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad serice and many times u have to be satisfied with
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
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