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Yo momma is so stupid she stood on the corner of the street holding a bag of potato chips yelling free lays!
A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"
What Do You Get When You Cross A Foot And A Ball? Football!!!
Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.Frog: When n where? Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
Pappu was masturbatin in front of girl's hostel, lukin at his galfriend. His friend asked: What r u doin? Pappu: Fuckin my galfriend via Blue Tooth
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