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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Feelin Bored? THINK OF ME Feelin Sad? CALL ME Feelin Lonely? VISIT ME Feelin Horny? USE UR HANDS& ENJOY da ART of......SMSING ME!!!
Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm? Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
A Man's Plea: I wish I wer a ring Upon my galfrnd's hand, Coz evrytime she'd wipe her rear I'd c d promised land..!
Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
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