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You:did you lose your virginity? Me:no i found it =)
I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad serice and many times u have to be satisfied with
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
Question: Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton? Answer: She the one with the cojones.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
Teacher : Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Student : Right. Had he sat in the Class, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
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