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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me!
Question: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? Answer: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: George!
Blonde jokes are short so men can remember them!.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walking.
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