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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
Tiger Woods has announced he will play a round at the U.S. Open. He will also play around at the U.S. Open.
U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement by Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media
yeah keep going out with that asshole and i'll be over there, when you figure out that i was the better than him just hope i care enough to say fuc you
Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
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