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yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat
your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb
What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
Santa :"Dude, where does the sun go at night ?" Banta :"It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it."
How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"
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