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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
What is heaven? Thousand of girls and buckets of beer. What is hell? When you come to know that the buckets have holes and girls don't.
Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
Why Do Women Rub Their Eyes In The Morning? Because They Don't Have Balls To Scratch.
Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: for u and ur parents.
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