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A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?.... They can both smell it but not eat it.
A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johnny looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy says, "How old are you?" Johnny says, "Six." The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?" Johnny says, "Right after the first time I got l........
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life? Because, women don't have a wife.
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