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Six benefits of girls milk. 1. Cat can't drink. 2. No need of glass. 3. No expiry date. 4. Packed in beautiful container. 5. No need to boil. 6. 1+1 offer.
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
Question: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? Answer: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
What is heaven? Thousand of girls and buckets of beer. What is hell? When you come to know that the buckets have holes and girls don't.
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