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Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Why are Egyptian Children always confused? Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb
One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells "Paw, I found her! I found the girl I'm gonna marry, and she's a virgin!"
Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of safe sex. What is safe sex? Banta: Oye, safe sex is when wife is out of town!
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