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Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law!
Last nite I coudnt sleep. I wantd u warm against my skin. I wantd u on me. I wantd 2 feel u all over my body ... but I coodnt find u! Where did I put my PYJAMAS?
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: for u and ur parents.
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
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