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Question: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
yo mamas so fat when she walked by the TV you missed 2 episodes of Friends
What's the geographical definition of sex? It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Text messaging is like a blow-job of an amateur prostitute; short, sweet and always cheap!!!
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