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Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch? A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Your momma is soo dumb, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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