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A biker hit a sparrow.He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water. Bird wakes up, luks around & screams:Prison! My God! I've killed the biker.
Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Foot And A Ball? Football!!!
Q: Why do men whistle wen they r sitting on d toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Why are Egyptian Children always confused? Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
Question: Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat? Answer: The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.
Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.Husband: How do you know? Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.
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