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Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:... try again... again... maybe you are just not sexy?... one more time... hey don't force it, ugly!!!
Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
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