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Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
Question: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
College is 4 Knowledge, . . Knowledge is 4 Life, . . Life is 4 Wife, . . but . . Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life, . . So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Text messaging is like a blow-job of an amateur prostitute; short, sweet and always cheap!!!
'it's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes', WOAW not you.
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