Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
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Teacher : Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Student : Right. Had he sat in the Class, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
Q: How Do You Make The Entire World's Population To Fall Asleep At The Same Time? a: Have Tim Duncan Explain Why He Loves Basketball On World-wide Television.
A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.Husband thinks: She must have reached there.
youer mama is so pouer she puts the broun bag speshul on layaway.
Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
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