Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
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Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, solar-powered flashlight, water-proof tea bag, and condom with sweat holes.
Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walking.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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