Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
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What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
yeah keep going out with that asshole and i'll be over there, when you figure out that i was the better than him just hope i care enough to say fuc you
I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch? A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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