Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
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What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, solar-powered flashlight, water-proof tea bag, and condom with sweat holes.
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
What's the geographical definition of sex? It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
Paris Hilton has a new CD that will showcase her intellegent side. The CD will be released Tuesday and is called "I Could Have Dunced All Night."
Why Did The Mexican Push His Wife Off The Cliff ? Answer Tequila ! .
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