Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
More Random Sms Jokes
Total Records: 6412
Your momma is soo dumb, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Roses r red violets r blue.Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
your momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn
College is 4 Knowledge, . . Knowledge is 4 Life, . . Life is 4 Wife, . . but . . Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life, . . So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.
Q: Why do men whistle wen they r sitting on d toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
WANT TO HEAR A DIRTY JOKE ,2 PIGS JUMPED IN MUD.WANT TO HEAR A CLEAN JOKE, THEY TOOK A BATH
© 1999-2010 Leeway Infotech Pvt Ltd