Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
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Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:... try again... again... maybe you are just not sexy?... one more time... hey don't force it, ugly!!!
A Man's Plea: I wish I wer a ring Upon my galfrnd's hand, Coz evrytime she'd wipe her rear I'd c d promised land..!
'it's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes', WOAW not you.
There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.
Last nite I coudnt sleep. I wantd u warm against my skin. I wantd u on me. I wantd 2 feel u all over my body ... but I coodnt find u! Where did I put my PYJAMAS?
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
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