Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
yeah keep going out with that asshole and i'll be over there, when you figure out that i was the better than him just hope i care enough to say fuc you
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
What Did The Bannana Say To The Vibrator? "what Are You Shaking For She Gonna Eat Me!"
Why Don't Little Girls Fart? Because They Don't Have Assholes Until They Get Married.
Husband: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?Wife: I clean the toilet.Banta: How does that help?Wife: I use ur toothbrush.
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