Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
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Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
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Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of safe sex. What is safe sex? Banta: Oye, safe sex is when wife is out of town!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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