Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.Husband thinks: She must have reached there.
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:... try again... again... maybe you are just not sexy?... one more time... hey don't force it, ugly!!!
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered. He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could no........
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