Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
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Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm? Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
What is heaven? Thousand of girls and buckets of beer. What is hell? When you come to know that the buckets have holes and girls don't.
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
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