Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
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I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat
Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.
What Did The Bannana Say To The Vibrator? "what Are You Shaking For She Gonna Eat Me!"
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