Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
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Doctor, cut off my dog's tail. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed.
A child said to a pregnant lady: Wat’s in ur belly? She rep: here I’ve my cute beautiful baby Child says: if it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
Why Is Your Boss Like A Diaper? He Is Always On Your Ass And Most Of The Time He Is Full Of Shit
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
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