Yesterday at a White House ceremony, the official portrait of President Clinton was unveiled. Apparently, Clinton's portrait is so realistic that Hillary immediately started yelling at it
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Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind? WIFE:that you are a HOMOSEXUAL.
DUM I TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLIE OUTSIDE SHE WENT IN GOT A BOWL
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?.... They can both smell it but not eat it.
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