Yesterday at a White House ceremony, the official portrait of President Clinton was unveiled. Apparently, Clinton's portrait is so realistic that Hillary immediately started yelling at it
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D young couple wer holding hands in d Nudist camp. Guy: Wen I tell u I luv u y do u always lower ur eyes? Girl answered shyly: To see if it's true!!
How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
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