Yesterday at a White House ceremony, the official portrait of President Clinton was unveiled. Apparently, Clinton's portrait is so realistic that Hillary immediately started yelling at it
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Tiger Woods has announced he will play a round at the U.S. Open. He will also play around at the U.S. Open.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me!
A Man's Plea: I wish I wer a ring Upon my galfrnd's hand, Coz evrytime she'd wipe her rear I'd c d promised land..!
Husband: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?Wife: I clean the toilet.Banta: How does that help?Wife: I use ur toothbrush.
I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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