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A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!
Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe.
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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells "Paw, I found her! I found the girl I'm gonna marry, and she's a virgin!"
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Why are Egyptian Children always confused? Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
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