Yesterday at a White House ceremony, the official portrait of President Clinton was unveiled. Apparently, Clinton's portrait is so realistic that Hillary immediately started yelling at it
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your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.So the girl At the front desk says to him. " Thank you for coming."
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
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