Yesterday at a White House ceremony, the official portrait of President Clinton was unveiled. Apparently, Clinton's portrait is so realistic that Hillary immediately started yelling at it
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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law!
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Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
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