Yesterday at a White House ceremony, the official portrait of President Clinton was unveiled. Apparently, Clinton's portrait is so realistic that Hillary immediately started yelling at it
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Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb
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