Yesterday at a White House ceremony, the official portrait of President Clinton was unveiled. Apparently, Clinton's portrait is so realistic that Hillary immediately started yelling at it
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:... try again... again... maybe you are just not sexy?... one more time... hey don't force it, ugly!!!
Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement by Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media
What Did The Bannana Say To The Vibrator? "what Are You Shaking For She Gonna Eat Me!"
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