Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
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This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.So the girl At the front desk says to him. " Thank you for coming."
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
Yo momma is so stupid she stood on the corner of the street holding a bag of potato chips yelling free lays!
College is 4 Knowledge, . . Knowledge is 4 Life, . . Life is 4 Wife, . . but . . Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life, . . So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
TEACHER – What are the people of Turkey called.? PAPPU – I don’t know. TEACHER – They are called Turks. Tell me What are people of Germany called.? PAPPU- Germs
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