Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
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Teacher : Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Student : Right. Had he sat in the Class, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
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Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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