Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
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So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse….......He's got five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."
Six benefits of girls milk. 1. Cat can't drink. 2. No need of glass. 3. No expiry date. 4. Packed in beautiful container. 5. No need to boil. 6. 1+1 offer.
Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so short she did a suicide jump of the curb.
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.So the girl At the front desk says to him. " Thank you for coming."
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
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