Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
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Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks, "Wats this?" Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff? New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walking.
What is heaven? Thousand of girls and buckets of beer. What is hell? When you come to know that the buckets have holes and girls don't.
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.So the girl At the front desk says to him. " Thank you for coming."
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