Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
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Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
Suppose,da world is urs,every thing is yours,then what'll b ur gift 4 me.Tel me in 1 word.Enjoy the replies by sending dis msg 2 others,but reply me 1st
Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
Yo momma is so stupid she stood on the corner of the street holding a bag of potato chips yelling free lays!
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life? Because, women don't have a wife.
How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
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