Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
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A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"
Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law!
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Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
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