Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
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Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon
Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.Frog: When n where? Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
There was once a genie who came & asked, "Name ur wish" U asked, "Make me Gorgeous." Genie replied, "I grant wishes not miracles"
A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.Husband thinks: She must have reached there.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
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