Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
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Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
yo mamas so fat when she walked by the TV you missed 2 episodes of Friends
Two prostitutes were talking: We're in the best business in the world Why's that then? Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!
your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb
your momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X.. S - SMILE.. E - ENERGY.. X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
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