Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
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Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.Husband: How do you know? Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.
A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !
What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch? A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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