Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
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Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: for u and ur parents.
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.
How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
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