Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
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Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
Question: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
your mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing "we are family"
Your momma is soo dumb, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle? A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
But what gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans teats inserted neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard?................................ of course its a seat belt
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