Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
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A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !
Doctor, cut off my dog's tail. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed.
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a broom and u ask: Hey,is dusting still going on?
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
Husband: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?Wife: I clean the toilet.Banta: How does that help?Wife: I use ur toothbrush.
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