Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
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U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement by Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media
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Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of safe sex. What is safe sex? Banta: Oye, safe sex is when wife is out of town!
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Yo momma so short she did a suicide jump of the curb.
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