A Woman's Prayer:
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
More Random Sms Jokes
Total Records: 979
U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement by Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon
Pappu was masturbatin in front of girl's hostel, lukin at his galfriend. His friend asked: What r u doin? Pappu: Fuckin my galfriend via Blue Tooth
Why Don't Little Girls Fart? Because They Don't Have Assholes Until They Get Married.
Submit Your Joke
© 1999-2010 Leeway Infotech Pvt Ltd