A Woman's Prayer:
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
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Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement by Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
There was once a genie who came & asked, "Name ur wish" U asked, "Make me Gorgeous." Genie replied, "I grant wishes not miracles"
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
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