A Woman's Prayer:
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
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How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
What Do You Get When You Cross A Foot And A Ball? Football!!!
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
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