A Woman's Prayer:
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
A biker hit a sparrow.He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water. Bird wakes up, luks around & screams:Prison! My God! I've killed the biker.
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
Q: How Do You Make The Entire World's Population To Fall Asleep At The Same Time? a: Have Tim Duncan Explain Why He Loves Basketball On World-wide Television.
Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life? Because, women don't have a wife.
What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
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