A Woman's Prayer:
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
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A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
You:did you lose your virginity? Me:no i found it =)
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
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