A Woman's Prayer:
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
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I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe.
Question: Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat? Answer: The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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