A Woman's Prayer:
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
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Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of safe sex. What is safe sex? Banta: Oye, safe sex is when wife is out of town!
Two prostitutes were talking: We're in the best business in the world Why's that then? Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!
Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
Blonde jokes are short so men can remember them!.
After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while. Gal: R u going away? Santa: No..No... Now turn around
A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
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