A Woman's Prayer:
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
More Random Sms Jokes
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Question: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? Answer: Deductible
Pappu was masturbatin in front of girl's hostel, lukin at his galfriend. His friend asked: What r u doin? Pappu: Fuckin my galfriend via Blue Tooth
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad serice and many times u have to be satisfied with
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