A Woman's Prayer:
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
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College is 4 Knowledge, . . Knowledge is 4 Life, . . Life is 4 Wife, . . but . . Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life, . . So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
You:did you lose your virginity? Me:no i found it =)
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