Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.
More Random Sms Jokes
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Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
Teacher : Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Student : Right. Had he sat in the Class, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Question: Why does Barack want higher taxes? Answer: Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
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