Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.
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But what gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans teats inserted neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard?................................ of course its a seat belt
Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Last nite I coudnt sleep. I wantd u warm against my skin. I wantd u on me. I wantd 2 feel u all over my body ... but I coodnt find u! Where did I put my PYJAMAS?
Yo momma so short she did a suicide jump of the curb.
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Why Did The Mexican Push His Wife Off The Cliff ? Answer Tequila ! .
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
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