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First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I'm feeling guilty Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy First Doc: Yeah, but I'm a Veterinary doctor.
A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johnny looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy says, "How old are you?" Johnny says, "Six." The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?" Johnny says, "Right after the first time I got l........
Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes? Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X.. S - SMILE.. E - ENERGY.. X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Wife read a book and tells her husband, a bull ucks 300 times a year. You don't do quarter of that. Husband: does the book say the bull ucks the same cow?
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