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A: What Men Know About Women.
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Why Don't Little Girls Fart? Because They Don't Have Assholes Until They Get Married.
A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!
True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a broom and u ask: Hey,is dusting still going on?
WANT TO HEAR A DIRTY JOKE ,2 PIGS JUMPED IN MUD.WANT TO HEAR A CLEAN JOKE, THEY TOOK A BATH
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.So the girl At the front desk says to him. " Thank you for coming."
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
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