Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.
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Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Foot And A Ball? Football!!!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, solar-powered flashlight, water-proof tea bag, and condom with sweat holes.
Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
But what gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans teats inserted neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard?................................ of course its a seat belt
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
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