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A: What Men Know About Women.
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Wife read a book and tells her husband, a bull ucks 300 times a year. You don't do quarter of that. Husband: does the book say the bull ucks the same cow?
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle? A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
Yo momma is so stupid she stood on the corner of the street holding a bag of potato chips yelling free lays!
A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
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