Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.
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yo mamas so old when she went to shool they didnt have history
A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johnny looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy says, "How old are you?" Johnny says, "Six." The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?" Johnny says, "Right after the first time I got l........
yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of safe sex. What is safe sex? Banta: Oye, safe sex is when wife is out of town!
Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law!
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