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A: What Men Know About Women.
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So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse….......He's got five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."
Lovers went to film, a mosquito enters gal's skirt, guess were it Bites? naughty mind always thinking bad, it bites on BOYS HAND.
yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat
Question: Why does Barack want higher taxes? Answer: Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
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