Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.
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How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
Doctor, cut off my dog's tail. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle? A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:... try again... again... maybe you are just not sexy?... one more time... hey don't force it, ugly!!!
youer mama is so pouer she puts the broun bag speshul on layaway.
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse….......He's got five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."
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