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A: What Men Know About Women.
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Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait... searching... searching... still searching... sorry NO BRAIN found.
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
'it's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes', WOAW not you.
Wife read a book and tells her husband, a bull ucks 300 times a year. You don't do quarter of that. Husband: does the book say the bull ucks the same cow?
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
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