Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.
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What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad serice and many times u have to be satisfied with
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
Question: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
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