Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.
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'it's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes', WOAW not you.
Six benefits of girls milk. 1. Cat can't drink. 2. No need of glass. 3. No expiry date. 4. Packed in beautiful container. 5. No need to boil. 6. 1+1 offer.
Santa :"Dude, where does the sun go at night ?" Banta :"It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it."
Today wartime President Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize, tomorrow Paris Hilton accepts the Oscar for Best Actress.
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
your mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing "we are family"
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