Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.
More Random Sms Jokes
Total Records: 6410
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Yo momma is so stupid she stood on the corner of the street holding a bag of potato chips yelling free lays!
Doctor, cut off my dog's tail. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed.
Q: How Do You Make The Entire World's Population To Fall Asleep At The Same Time? a: Have Tim Duncan Explain Why He Loves Basketball On World-wide Television.
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
Submit Your Joke
© 1999-2010 Leeway Infotech Pvt Ltd