Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.
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Text messaging is like a blow-job of an amateur prostitute; short, sweet and always cheap!!!
your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law!
College is 4 Knowledge, . . Knowledge is 4 Life, . . Life is 4 Wife, . . but . . Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life, . . So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
Feelin Bored? THINK OF ME Feelin Sad? CALL ME Feelin Lonely? VISIT ME Feelin Horny? USE UR HANDS& ENJOY da ART of......SMSING ME!!!
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