The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
Question: Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat? Answer: The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.So the girl At the front desk says to him. " Thank you for coming."
what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?.... They can both smell it but not eat it.
Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
Lovers went to film, a mosquito enters gal's skirt, guess were it Bites? naughty mind always thinking bad, it bites on BOYS HAND.
Question: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? Answer: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
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