The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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yo mamma so fat i could step on her belly and high five god.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.Frog: When n where? Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: for u and ur parents.
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
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