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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable…. !!
yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap.
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
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