The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.
About 50% of parents "friend" their children on Facebook. The other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass the shit out of their kids.
Question: Why does Barack want higher taxes? Answer: Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me!
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:... try again... again... maybe you are just not sexy?... one more time... hey don't force it, ugly!!!
Today wartime President Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize, tomorrow Paris Hilton accepts the Oscar for Best Actress.
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