The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Q: How Do You Make The Entire World's Population To Fall Asleep At The Same Time? a: Have Tim Duncan Explain Why He Loves Basketball On World-wide Television.
TEACHER – What are the people of Turkey called.? PAPPU – I don’t know. TEACHER – They are called Turks. Tell me What are people of Germany called.? PAPPU- Germs
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
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