The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
Doctor, cut off my dog's tail. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed.
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.
Teacher : Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Student : Right. Had he sat in the Class, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
A cowboy rides into town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen. He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling. "WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yells. No-one answers. "ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, ........
What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
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