The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon
Question: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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