The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
your mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing "we are family"
Text messaging is like a blow-job of an amateur prostitute; short, sweet and always cheap!!!
Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
Why Did The Mexican Push His Wife Off The Cliff ? Answer Tequila ! .
Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm? Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
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