The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin? Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite? Man: My wife...
Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.Husband: How do you know? Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.
A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks, "Wats this?" Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..
sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad serice and many times u have to be satisfied with
What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
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