The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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Your momma is soo dumb, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
There was once a genie who came & asked, "Name ur wish" U asked, "Make me Gorgeous." Genie replied, "I grant wishes not miracles"
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
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