The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse….......He's got five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks, "Wats this?" Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..
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