The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
Roses r red violets r blue.Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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