The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered. He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could no........
Question: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? Answer: Deductible
But what gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans teats inserted neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard?................................ of course its a seat belt
Question: What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor? Answer: The check.
Paris Hilton has a new CD that will showcase her intellegent side. The CD will be released Tuesday and is called "I Could Have Dunced All Night."
Feelin Bored? THINK OF ME Feelin Sad? CALL ME Feelin Lonely? VISIT ME Feelin Horny? USE UR HANDS& ENJOY da ART of......SMSING ME!!!
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