The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
Question: Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton? Answer: She the one with the cojones.
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Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
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