The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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yo mamas so fat when she walked by the TV you missed 2 episodes of Friends
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Foot And A Ball? Football!!!
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes? Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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