The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse….......He's got five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
Why Did The Mexican Push His Wife Off The Cliff ? Answer Tequila ! .
"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
DUM I TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLIE OUTSIDE SHE WENT IN GOT A BOWL
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.
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