The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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Pappu was masturbatin in front of girl's hostel, lukin at his galfriend. His friend asked: What r u doin? Pappu: Fuckin my galfriend via Blue Tooth
Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!
Santa :"Dude, where does the sun go at night ?" Banta :"It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it."
Text messaging is like a blow-job of an amateur prostitute; short, sweet and always cheap!!!
Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
WANT TO HEAR A DIRTY JOKE ,2 PIGS JUMPED IN MUD.WANT TO HEAR A CLEAN JOKE, THEY TOOK A BATH
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