The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.Husband: How do you know? Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.
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