The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Blonde jokes are short so men can remember them!.
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
yeah keep going out with that asshole and i'll be over there, when you figure out that i was the better than him just hope i care enough to say fuc you
Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
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