The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
More Random Sms Jokes
Total Records: 979
If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years.
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, solar-powered flashlight, water-proof tea bag, and condom with sweat holes.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Submit Your Joke
© 1999-2010 Leeway Infotech Pvt Ltd