The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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Text messaging is like a blow-job of an amateur prostitute; short, sweet and always cheap!!!
Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Pappu was masturbatin in front of girl's hostel, lukin at his galfriend. His friend asked: What r u doin? Pappu: Fuckin my galfriend via Blue Tooth
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
Question: Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat? Answer: The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.
A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !
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