The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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College is 4 Knowledge, . . Knowledge is 4 Life, . . Life is 4 Wife, . . but . . Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life, . . So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.
Question: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
Suppose,da world is urs,every thing is yours,then what'll b ur gift 4 me.Tel me in 1 word.Enjoy the replies by sending dis msg 2 others,but reply me 1st
Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.Frog: When n where? Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
Yo momma so short she did a suicide jump of the curb.
U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement by Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
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