Roses r red violets r blue.Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
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Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
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