Roses r red violets r blue.Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
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Q: Why do men whistle wen they r sitting on d toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
But what gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans teats inserted neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard?................................ of course its a seat belt
After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while. Gal: R u going away? Santa: No..No... Now turn around
Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon? Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon
D young couple wer holding hands in d Nudist camp. Guy: Wen I tell u I luv u y do u always lower ur eyes? Girl answered shyly: To see if it's true!!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: George!
TEACHER – Can you Tell me 2 creatures which Do Not have Teeth. PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .
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