Roses r red violets r blue.Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
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One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells "Paw, I found her! I found the girl I'm gonna marry, and she's a virgin!"
I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
A child said to a pregnant lady: Wat’s in ur belly? She rep: here I’ve my cute beautiful baby Child says: if it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch? A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
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