Roses r red violets r blue.Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
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Question: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
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