Roses r red violets r blue.Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
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Doctor, cut off my dog's tail. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed.
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
Pappu was masturbatin in front of girl's hostel, lukin at his galfriend. His friend asked: What r u doin? Pappu: Fuckin my galfriend via Blue Tooth
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
A Man's Plea: I wish I wer a ring Upon my galfrnd's hand, Coz evrytime she'd wipe her rear I'd c d promised land..!
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