Roses r red violets r blue.Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle? A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
Your momma is soo dumb, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
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