Roses r red violets r blue.Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
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Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
You:did you lose your virginity? Me:no i found it =)
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
D young couple wer holding hands in d Nudist camp. Guy: Wen I tell u I luv u y do u always lower ur eyes? Girl answered shyly: To see if it's true!!
Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.
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