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Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
Question: What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor? Answer: The check.
what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?.... They can both smell it but not eat it.
How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered. He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could no........
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