Roses r red violets r blue.Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
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Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!
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your momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn
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