Roses r red violets r blue.Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
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Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: for u and ur parents.
Question: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? Answer: Deductible
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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