yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad serice and many times u have to be satisfied with
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yo mamas so old when she went to shool they didnt have history
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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