yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
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How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a broom and u ask: Hey,is dusting still going on?
Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Question: Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat? Answer: The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.
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A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks, "Wats this?" Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..
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