yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
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Question: Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat? Answer: The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Feelin Bored? THINK OF ME Feelin Sad? CALL ME Feelin Lonely? VISIT ME Feelin Horny? USE UR HANDS& ENJOY da ART of......SMSING ME!!!
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
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A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johnny looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy says, "How old are you?" Johnny says, "Six." The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?" Johnny says, "Right after the first time I got l........
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