yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
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True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
Question: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? Answer: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!
How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
A biker hit a sparrow.He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water. Bird wakes up, luks around & screams:Prison! My God! I've killed the biker.
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