yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
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You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
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