yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
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Doctor, cut off my dog's tail. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
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