yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
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Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
Text messaging is like a blow-job of an amateur prostitute; short, sweet and always cheap!!!
Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:... try again... again... maybe you are just not sexy?... one more time... hey don't force it, ugly!!!
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
Q: Why do men whistle wen they r sitting on d toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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