yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
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Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
Your momma is soo dumb, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
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yo mamma so fat i could step on her belly and high five god.
Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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