yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.

Total Records: 843


	48	sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad serice and many times u have to be satisfied with
	193	DUM I TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLIE OUTSIDE SHE WENT IN GOT A BOWL
	46	Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
	150	Husband: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?Wife: I clean the toilet.Banta: How does that help?Wife: I use ur toothbrush.
	106	Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
	161	Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.
	165	A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

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