yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
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yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat
Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
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your momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn
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