yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat
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Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.
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