yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat
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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
yeah keep going out with that asshole and i'll be over there, when you figure out that i was the better than him just hope i care enough to say fuc you
yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
Why are Egyptian Children always confused? Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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