yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat
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A cowboy rides into town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen. He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling. "WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yells. No-one answers. "ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, ........
DUM I TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLIE OUTSIDE SHE WENT IN GOT A BOWL
Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, solar-powered flashlight, water-proof tea bag, and condom with sweat holes.
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Question: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? Answer: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
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