yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me!
Teacher : Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Student : Right. Had he sat in the Class, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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