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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm? Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
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Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.Husband: How do you know? Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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