yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse….......He's got five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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