yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat
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"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
Question: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? Answer: Deductible
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.So the girl At the front desk says to him. " Thank you for coming."
Which is the place where men and women, both have curly hair? WHAT!!! chhi chhi chhii... dirty mind scroll down. its AFRICA!
Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes? Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
Your momma is soo dumb, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
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