Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
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what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?.... They can both smell it but not eat it.
A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.Husband thinks: She must have reached there.
Q: Why do men whistle wen they r sitting on d toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
Text messaging is like a blow-job of an amateur prostitute; short, sweet and always cheap!!!
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
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