Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
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Why Is Your Boss Like A Diaper? He Is Always On Your Ass And Most Of The Time He Is Full Of Shit
First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I'm feeling guilty Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy First Doc: Yeah, but I'm a Veterinary doctor.
Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.Husband: How do you know? Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
Question: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? Answer: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
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