Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
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TEACHER – Can you Tell me 2 creatures which Do Not have Teeth. PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .
But what gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans teats inserted neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard?................................ of course its a seat belt
I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
Tiger Woods has announced he will play a round at the U.S. Open. He will also play around at the U.S. Open.
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me!
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