Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
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So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse….......He's got five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."
And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
Your momma is soo dumb, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
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