Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
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Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a broom and u ask: Hey,is dusting still going on?
Why Is Your Boss Like A Diaper? He Is Always On Your Ass And Most Of The Time He Is Full Of Shit
Today wartime President Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize, tomorrow Paris Hilton accepts the Oscar for Best Actress.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Foot And A Ball? Football!!!
I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
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