Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
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Teacher : Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Student : Right. Had he sat in the Class, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
Your momma is soo dumb, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
A Man's Plea: I wish I wer a ring Upon my galfrnd's hand, Coz evrytime she'd wipe her rear I'd c d promised land..!
Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
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