Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
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Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I'm feeling guilty Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy First Doc: Yeah, but I'm a Veterinary doctor.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, solar-powered flashlight, water-proof tea bag, and condom with sweat holes.
Teacher : Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Student : Right. Had he sat in the Class, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
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