Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
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Two prostitutes were talking: We're in the best business in the world Why's that then? Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!
yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
Tiger Woods has announced he will play a round at the U.S. Open. He will also play around at the U.S. Open.
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Yo momma so short she did a suicide jump of the curb.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, solar-powered flashlight, water-proof tea bag, and condom with sweat holes.
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