Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
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D young couple wer holding hands in d Nudist camp. Guy: Wen I tell u I luv u y do u always lower ur eyes? Girl answered shyly: To see if it's true!!
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
yo mamma so fat i could step on her belly and high five god.
'it's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes', WOAW not you.
Question: Why does Barack want higher taxes? Answer: Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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