The angry wife met her husband at the door.
His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick.
"I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
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A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse….......He's got five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."
yo mamas so fat when she walked by the TV you missed 2 episodes of Friends
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, solar-powered flashlight, water-proof tea bag, and condom with sweat holes.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
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