The angry wife met her husband at the door.
His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick.
"I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
More Random Sms Jokes
Total Records: 979
Question: Why does Barack want higher taxes? Answer: Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
DUM I TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLIE OUTSIDE SHE WENT IN GOT A BOWL
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.Husband thinks: She must have reached there.
Submit Your Joke
© 1999-2010 Leeway Infotech Pvt Ltd