Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?
A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
More Random Sms Jokes
Total Records: 1282
Santa :"Dude, where does the sun go at night ?" Banta :"It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it."
Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.Frog: When n where? Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years.
Submit Your Joke
© 1999-2010 Leeway Infotech Pvt Ltd