Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?
A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law!
Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
Question: Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton? Answer: She the one with the cojones.
Question: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle? A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
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