Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?
A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
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So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse….......He's got five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.
Today wartime President Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize, tomorrow Paris Hilton accepts the Oscar for Best Actress.
Which is the place where men and women, both have curly hair? WHAT!!! chhi chhi chhii... dirty mind scroll down. its AFRICA!
Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
TEACHER – Can you Tell me 2 creatures which Do Not have Teeth. PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .
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