Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?
A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
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Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, solar-powered flashlight, water-proof tea bag, and condom with sweat holes.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
youer mama is so pouer she puts the broun bag speshul on layaway.
Today wartime President Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize, tomorrow Paris Hilton accepts the Oscar for Best Actress.
Question: Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton? Answer: She the one with the cojones.
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
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