Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?
A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement by Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media
Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
Why are Egyptian Children always confused? Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
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