Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?
A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
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"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I'm feeling guilty Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy First Doc: Yeah, but I'm a Veterinary doctor.
Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle? A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb
Why Do Women Rub Their Eyes In The Morning? Because They Don't Have Balls To Scratch.
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