Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?
A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
Paris Hilton has a new CD that will showcase her intellegent side. The CD will be released Tuesday and is called "I Could Have Dunced All Night."
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
A cowboy rides into town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen. He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling. "WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yells. No-one answers. "ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, ........
How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
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