Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?
A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
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Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Foot And A Ball? Football!!!
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Question: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? Answer: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
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