Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?
A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
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There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.
I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap.
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.Husband: How do you know? Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.
Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life? Because, women don't have a wife.
There was once a genie who came & asked, "Name ur wish" U asked, "Make me Gorgeous." Genie replied, "I grant wishes not miracles"
Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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