Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?
A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
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True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....& wife waiting with a broom and u ask: Hey,is dusting still going on?
TEACHER – What are the people of Turkey called.? PAPPU – I don’t know. TEACHER – They are called Turks. Tell me What are people of Germany called.? PAPPU- Germs
U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement by Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media
Wife read a book and tells her husband, a bull ucks 300 times a year. You don't do quarter of that. Husband: does the book say the bull ucks the same cow?
yo mamas so old when she went to shool they didnt have history
How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
A Man's Plea: I wish I wer a ring Upon my galfrnd's hand, Coz evrytime she'd wipe her rear I'd c d promised land..!
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