Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?
A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
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Your momma is soo dumb, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
Tiger Woods has announced he will play a round at the U.S. Open. He will also play around at the U.S. Open.
Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law!
A Man's Plea: I wish I wer a ring Upon my galfrnd's hand, Coz evrytime she'd wipe her rear I'd c d promised land..!
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