Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
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yeah keep going out with that asshole and i'll be over there, when you figure out that i was the better than him just hope i care enough to say fuc you
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable…. !!
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
What Does The Pope And Uk Football Have In Common? they Both Can Make 65,000 People Stand Up And Say "jesus Christ"
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