Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
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Q: Why do men whistle wen they r sitting on d toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.Husband: How do you know? Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: for u and ur parents.
sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad serice and many times u have to be satisfied with
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