Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
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Which is the place where men and women, both have curly hair? WHAT!!! chhi chhi chhii... dirty mind scroll down. its AFRICA!
How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
Question: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?.... They can both smell it but not eat it.
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