Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
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Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of safe sex. What is safe sex? Banta: Oye, safe sex is when wife is out of town!
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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