Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
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Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells "Paw, I found her! I found the girl I'm gonna marry, and she's a virgin!"
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X.. S - SMILE.. E - ENERGY.. X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Suppose,da world is urs,every thing is yours,then what'll b ur gift 4 me.Tel me in 1 word.Enjoy the replies by sending dis msg 2 others,but reply me 1st
your momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn
Which is the place where men and women, both have curly hair? WHAT!!! chhi chhi chhii... dirty mind scroll down. its AFRICA!
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