Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.Husband thinks: She must have reached there.
Why Do Women Rub Their Eyes In The Morning? Because They Don't Have Balls To Scratch.
A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
yo mamas so fat when she walked by the TV you missed 2 episodes of Friends
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of safe sex. What is safe sex? Banta: Oye, safe sex is when wife is out of town!
Roses r red violets r blue.Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
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