Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
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Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.Frog: When n where? Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse….......He's got five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff? New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
Question: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? Answer: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
TEACHER – What are the people of Turkey called.? PAPPU – I don’t know. TEACHER – They are called Turks. Tell me What are people of Germany called.? PAPPU- Germs
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