Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
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Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.
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Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle? A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
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