Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
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What Do You Get When You Cross A Foot And A Ball? Football!!!
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Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, solar-powered flashlight, water-proof tea bag, and condom with sweat holes.
Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
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