Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
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Question: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? Answer: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
Question: What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor? Answer: The check.
Question: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
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