Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
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Yo momma is so stupid she stood on the corner of the street holding a bag of potato chips yelling free lays!
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