Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...
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Question: Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton? Answer: She the one with the cojones.
What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life? Because, women don't have a wife.
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
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