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Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.Frog: When n where? Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
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