Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
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I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm? Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
TEACHER – What are the people of Turkey called.? PAPPU – I don’t know. TEACHER – They are called Turks. Tell me What are people of Germany called.? PAPPU- Germs
I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
yo mamma so fat i could step on her belly and high five god.
A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
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