Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
Today wartime President Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize, tomorrow Paris Hilton accepts the Oscar for Best Actress.
There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.
Blonde jokes are short so men can remember them!.
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