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The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
Lovers went to film, a mosquito enters gal's skirt, guess were it Bites? naughty mind always thinking bad, it bites on BOYS HAND.
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait... searching... searching... still searching... sorry NO BRAIN found.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
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