Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
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youer mama is so pouer she puts the broun bag speshul on layaway.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
yo mamma so fat i could step on her belly and high five god.
What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
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