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Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
A biker hit a sparrow.He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water. Bird wakes up, luks around & screams:Prison! My God! I've killed the biker.
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
D young couple wer holding hands in d Nudist camp. Guy: Wen I tell u I luv u y do u always lower ur eyes? Girl answered shyly: To see if it's true!!
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"
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