Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
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"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
Question: Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat? Answer: The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walking.
And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years.
Question: Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton? Answer: She the one with the cojones.
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