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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.
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