Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
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A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes? Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: for u and ur parents.
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
College is 4 Knowledge, . . Knowledge is 4 Life, . . Life is 4 Wife, . . but . . Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life, . . So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
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