Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
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A Man's Plea: I wish I wer a ring Upon my galfrnd's hand, Coz evrytime she'd wipe her rear I'd c d promised land..!
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
Why Do Women Rub Their Eyes In The Morning? Because They Don't Have Balls To Scratch.
Why Don't Little Girls Fart? Because They Don't Have Assholes Until They Get Married.
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
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