Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
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Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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