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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
What Did The Bannana Say To The Vibrator? "what Are You Shaking For She Gonna Eat Me!"
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
A Man's Plea: I wish I wer a ring Upon my galfrnd's hand, Coz evrytime she'd wipe her rear I'd c d promised land..!
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