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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Doctor, cut off my dog's tail. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed.
Why Do Women Rub Their Eyes In The Morning? Because They Don't Have Balls To Scratch.
Question: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? Answer: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
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