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A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
Yo mamma so ugly when she was in school she got invited to a father- son campout
What Did The Bannana Say To The Vibrator? "what Are You Shaking For She Gonna Eat Me!"
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
Suppose,da world is urs,every thing is yours,then what'll b ur gift 4 me.Tel me in 1 word.Enjoy the replies by sending dis msg 2 others,but reply me 1st
A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!
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