Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
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Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
Q: Why do men whistle wen they r sitting on d toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while. Gal: R u going away? Santa: No..No... Now turn around
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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