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Total Records: 843


	178	What is heaven? Thousand of girls and buckets of beer. What is hell? When you come to know that the buckets have holes and girls don't.
	14	I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
	105	Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
	20	D young couple wer holding hands in d Nudist camp. Guy: Wen I tell u I luv u y do u always lower ur eyes? Girl answered shyly: To see if it's true!!
	87	Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
	100	I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
	174	Which is the place where men and women, both have curly hair? WHAT!!! chhi chhi chhii... dirty mind scroll down. its AFRICA!

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