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You:did you lose your virginity? Me:no i found it =)
"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was in school she got invited to a father- son campout
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse….......He's got five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best."
Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.Frog: When n where? Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
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