Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
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Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
TEACHER – Can you Tell me 2 creatures which Do Not have Teeth. PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .
Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe.
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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