Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
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Why Don't Little Girls Fart? Because They Don't Have Assholes Until They Get Married.
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered. He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could no........
Feelin Bored? THINK OF ME Feelin Sad? CALL ME Feelin Lonely? VISIT ME Feelin Horny? USE UR HANDS& ENJOY da ART of......SMSING ME!!!
D young couple wer holding hands in d Nudist camp. Guy: Wen I tell u I luv u y do u always lower ur eyes? Girl answered shyly: To see if it's true!!
Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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