Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
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Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Today wartime President Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize, tomorrow Paris Hilton accepts the Oscar for Best Actress.
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your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb
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Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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