I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
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When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
Question: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
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