I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
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A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
But what gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans teats inserted neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard?................................ of course its a seat belt
An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Q: Why do men whistle wen they r sitting on d toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
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