I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
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Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff? New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
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