I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
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Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of safe sex. What is safe sex? Banta: Oye, safe sex is when wife is out of town!
Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin? Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite? Man: My wife...
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
A child said to a pregnant lady: Wat’s in ur belly? She rep: here I’ve my cute beautiful baby Child says: if it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Question: Why does Barack want higher taxes? Answer: Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
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