I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
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What Does The Pope And Uk Football Have In Common? they Both Can Make 65,000 People Stand Up And Say "jesus Christ"
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
TEACHER – What are the people of Turkey called.? PAPPU – I don’t know. TEACHER – They are called Turks. Tell me What are people of Germany called.? PAPPU- Germs
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