I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
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Question: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while. Gal: R u going away? Santa: No..No... Now turn around
Why Do Women Rub Their Eyes In The Morning? Because They Don't Have Balls To Scratch.
A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks, "Wats this?" Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..
Question: What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor? Answer: The check.
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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