I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
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Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
'it's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes', WOAW not you.
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
Why Do Women Rub Their Eyes In The Morning? Because They Don't Have Balls To Scratch.
Doctor, cut off my dog's tail. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed.
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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