I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.

Total Records: 842


	205	A cowboy rides into town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen. He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling. "WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yells. No-one answers. "ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, ........more
	148	Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
	23	Specialties of girls: They get wet without taking bath. They bleed without injury. They give milk without eating grass. They make boneless things hard ....
	186	yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat
	76	Why Don't Little Girls Fart? Because They Don't Have Assholes Until They Get Married.
	87	Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
	184	Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'

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