I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
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Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
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I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap.
Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch? A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
yo mamas so fat when she walked by the TV you missed 2 episodes of Friends
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