I used to be thin, rich and on coke. Now I'm broke, out of shape and on facebook.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stood on the corner of the street holding a bag of potato chips yelling free lays!
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A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of safe sex. What is safe sex? Banta: Oye, safe sex is when wife is out of town!
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
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