Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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Doctor, cut off my dog's tail. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed.
Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
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