Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap.
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: George!
Santa :"Dude, where does the sun go at night ?" Banta :"It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it."
WANT TO HEAR A DIRTY JOKE ,2 PIGS JUMPED IN MUD.WANT TO HEAR A CLEAN JOKE, THEY TOOK A BATH
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