Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
Today wartime President Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize, tomorrow Paris Hilton accepts the Oscar for Best Actress.
Teacher : Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Student : Right. Had he sat in the Class, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Why Don't Little Girls Fart? Because They Don't Have Assholes Until They Get Married.
Question: Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton? Answer: She the one with the cojones.
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