Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I'm feeling guilty Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy First Doc: Yeah, but I'm a Veterinary doctor.
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap.
How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
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