Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stood on the corner of the street holding a bag of potato chips yelling free lays!
Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
WANT TO HEAR A DIRTY JOKE ,2 PIGS JUMPED IN MUD.WANT TO HEAR A CLEAN JOKE, THEY TOOK A BATH
About 50% of parents "friend" their children on Facebook. The other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass the shit out of their kids.
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.So the girl At the front desk says to him. " Thank you for coming."
Question: Why does Barack want higher taxes? Answer: Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
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