Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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your momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Husband: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?Wife: I clean the toilet.Banta: How does that help?Wife: I use ur toothbrush.
WANT TO HEAR A DIRTY JOKE ,2 PIGS JUMPED IN MUD.WANT TO HEAR A CLEAN JOKE, THEY TOOK A BATH
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm? Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
youer mama is so pouer she puts the broun bag speshul on layaway.
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