Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
Husband: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?Wife: I clean the toilet.Banta: How does that help?Wife: I use ur toothbrush.
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
A Man's Plea: I wish I wer a ring Upon my galfrnd's hand, Coz evrytime she'd wipe her rear I'd c d promised land..!
A cowboy rides into town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen. He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling. "WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yells. No-one answers. "ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, ........
UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable…. !!
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