Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.Husband: How do you know? Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.
Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
A biker hit a sparrow.He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water. Bird wakes up, luks around & screams:Prison! My God! I've killed the biker.
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
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