Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable…. !!
Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
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