Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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DUM I TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLIE OUTSIDE SHE WENT IN GOT A BOWL
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait... searching... searching... still searching... sorry NO BRAIN found.
Q: Why do men whistle wen they r sitting on d toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what'll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa's son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
Paris Hilton has a new CD that will showcase her intellegent side. The CD will be released Tuesday and is called "I Could Have Dunced All Night."
Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm? Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
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