Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walking.
youer mama is so pouer she puts the broun bag speshul on layaway.
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
your momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn
Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
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