Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.Husband: How do you know? Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin? Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite? Man: My wife...
yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat
Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe.
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