Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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A biker hit a sparrow.He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water. Bird wakes up, luks around & screams:Prison! My God! I've killed the biker.
A child said to a pregnant lady: Wat’s in ur belly? She rep: here I’ve my cute beautiful baby Child says: if it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
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