Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: George!
"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks, "Wats this?" Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..
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