Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.Husband thinks: She must have reached there.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Foot And A Ball? Football!!!
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
What Did The Bannana Say To The Vibrator? "what Are You Shaking For She Gonna Eat Me!"
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
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