Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle? A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
A child said to a pregnant lady: Wat’s in ur belly? She rep: here I’ve my cute beautiful baby Child says: if it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch? A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin? Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite? Man: My wife...
Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
Pappu was masturbatin in front of girl's hostel, lukin at his galfriend. His friend asked: What r u doin? Pappu: Fuckin my galfriend via Blue Tooth
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