Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
Lovers went to film, a mosquito enters gal's skirt, guess were it Bites? naughty mind always thinking bad, it bites on BOYS HAND.
Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while. Gal: R u going away? Santa: No..No... Now turn around
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