Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
youer mama is so pouer she puts the broun bag speshul on layaway.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
You:did you lose your virginity? Me:no i found it =)
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while. Gal: R u going away? Santa: No..No... Now turn around
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