Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch? A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
And unfortunately, thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the volcano.
yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.So the girl At the front desk says to him. " Thank you for coming."
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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