Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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DUM I TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLIE OUTSIDE SHE WENT IN GOT A BOWL
"If I sued every time I had a tool down my throat, I'd be richer than Bill Gates," commented Paris Hilton.
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A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johnny looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy says, "How old are you?" Johnny says, "Six." The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?" Johnny says, "Right after the first time I got l........
Yo momma is so stupid she stood on the corner of the street holding a bag of potato chips yelling free lays!
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
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