Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad serice and many times u have to be satisfied with
Husband: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?Wife: I clean the toilet.Banta: How does that help?Wife: I use ur toothbrush.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe.
Today wartime President Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize, tomorrow Paris Hilton accepts the Oscar for Best Actress.
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