Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its still pretty good (:
sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad serice and many times u have to be satisfied with
Feelin Bored? THINK OF ME Feelin Sad? CALL ME Feelin Lonely? VISIT ME Feelin Horny? USE UR HANDS& ENJOY da ART of......SMSING ME!!!
Q: How Do You Make The Entire World's Population To Fall Asleep At The Same Time? a: Have Tim Duncan Explain Why He Loves Basketball On World-wide Television.
There was once a genie who came & asked, "Name ur wish" U asked, "Make me Gorgeous." Genie replied, "I grant wishes not miracles"
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
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