Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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Teacher : Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Student : Right. Had he sat in the Class, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
D young couple wer holding hands in d Nudist camp. Guy: Wen I tell u I luv u y do u always lower ur eyes? Girl answered shyly: To see if it's true!!
Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life? Because, women don't have a wife.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Two prostitutes were talking: We're in the best business in the world Why's that then? Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!
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