Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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But what gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans teats inserted neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard?................................ of course its a seat belt
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
Question: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? Answer: Deductible
How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.Husband: How do you know? Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.
A cowboy rides into town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen. He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling. "WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yells. No-one answers. "ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, ........
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