Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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Husband: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?Wife: I clean the toilet.Banta: How does that help?Wife: I use ur toothbrush.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
youer mama is so pouer she puts the broun bag speshul on layaway.
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
Yo momma so short she did a suicide jump of the curb.
Question: Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton? Answer: She the one with the cojones.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
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