Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was in school she got invited to a father- son campout
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
There was once a genie who came & asked, "Name ur wish" U asked, "Make me Gorgeous." Genie replied, "I grant wishes not miracles"
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
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