What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
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A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johnny looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy says, "How old are you?" Johnny says, "Six." The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?" Johnny says, "Right after the first time I got l........
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I'm feeling guilty Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy First Doc: Yeah, but I'm a Veterinary doctor.
Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.
what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?.... They can both smell it but not eat it.
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