What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
More Random Sms Jokes
Total Records: 1115
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
Question: What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor? Answer: The check.
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Question: Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat? Answer: The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.
A child said to a pregnant lady: Wat’s in ur belly? She rep: here I’ve my cute beautiful baby Child says: if it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
Submit Your Joke
© 1999-2010 Leeway Infotech Pvt Ltd