What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
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Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
your mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing "we are family"
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