What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
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Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!
Today it's cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you, my friend - will be THE MAN!
What Do You Get When You Cross A Foot And A Ball? Football!!!
How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.Frog: When n where? Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
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Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
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