What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
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Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff? New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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