What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
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Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm? Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
'it's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes', WOAW not you.
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Question: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
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