What's the geographical definition of sex? It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!

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	47	Feelin Bored? THINK OF ME Feelin Sad? CALL ME Feelin Lonely? VISIT ME Feelin Horny? USE UR HANDS& ENJOY da ART of......SMSING ME!!!
	8	A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
	119	How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
	97	I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap.
	161	Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.
	172	HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind? WIFE:that you are a HOMOSEXUAL.
	139	Question: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? Answer: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

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