What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
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Q: Why do men whistle wen they r sitting on d toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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