Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
About 50% of parents "friend" their children on Facebook. The other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass the shit out of their kids.
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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