Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
Why Don't Little Girls Fart? Because They Don't Have Assholes Until They Get Married.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:... try again... again... maybe you are just not sexy?... one more time... hey don't force it, ugly!!!
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
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