Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
yeah keep going out with that asshole and i'll be over there, when you figure out that i was the better than him just hope i care enough to say fuc you
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects..
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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