Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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Question: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? Answer: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are already fat enough you have to get another man to eat it for you'
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
What Do You Get When You Cross A Foot And A Ball? Football!!!
You:did you lose your virginity? Me:no i found it =)
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle? A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
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