Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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yo mamma so fat i could step on her belly and high five god.
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A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!
Today wartime President Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize, tomorrow Paris Hilton accepts the Oscar for Best Actress.
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
Suppose,da world is urs,every thing is yours,then what'll b ur gift 4 me.Tel me in 1 word.Enjoy the replies by sending dis msg 2 others,but reply me 1st
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