Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher.
How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks, "Wats this?" Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..
Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
your momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn
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