Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Blonde jokes are short so men can remember them!.
Husband: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?Wife: I clean the toilet.Banta: How does that help?Wife: I use ur toothbrush.
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
Q: Why do men whistle wen they r sitting on d toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
TEACHER – Can you Tell me 2 creatures which Do Not have Teeth. PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .
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