Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !
How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
You Might Be a Redneck IF... . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.
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