Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Question: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? Answer: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
your momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn
You:did you lose your virginity? Me:no i found it =)
Question: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? Answer: Deductible
Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walking.
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