Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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Why are Egyptian Children always confused? Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
Why was the students report card all wet? Because it was below C ( sea ) level.
A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !
your mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing "we are family"
yo mamas so fat when she walked by the TV you missed 2 episodes of Friends
Today wartime President Obama accepts the Nobel Peace Prize, tomorrow Paris Hilton accepts the Oscar for Best Actress.
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