Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me!
How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
Question: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? Answer: Deductible
What is heaven? Thousand of girls and buckets of beer. What is hell? When you come to know that the buckets have holes and girls don't.
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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