How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells "Paw, I found her! I found the girl I'm gonna marry, and she's a virgin!"
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple.
Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of safe sex. What is safe sex? Banta: Oye, safe sex is when wife is out of town!
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