How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.Husband: How do you know? Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.
Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.
U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement by Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media
First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I'm feeling guilty Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy First Doc: Yeah, but I'm a Veterinary doctor.
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait... searching... searching... still searching... sorry NO BRAIN found.
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
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