How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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Tiger Woods has announced he will play a round at the U.S. Open. He will also play around at the U.S. Open.
What's the height of bad luck? Having sex in dreams and getting AIDS in real life...!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: George!
Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!
A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed. The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample.So the girl At the front desk says to him. " Thank you for coming."
Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
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