How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
'it's getting hot in here, so take of all your clothes', WOAW not you.
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait... searching... searching... still searching... sorry NO BRAIN found.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, solar-powered flashlight, water-proof tea bag, and condom with sweat holes.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle? A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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