How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walking.
I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap.
But what gets longer when pulled, fits between a womans teats inserted neatly in a hole and works best when jerked hard?................................ of course its a seat belt
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
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