How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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WANT TO HEAR A DIRTY JOKE ,2 PIGS JUMPED IN MUD.WANT TO HEAR A CLEAN JOKE, THEY TOOK A BATH
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
Yo Mama is so stupid, she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, solar-powered flashlight, water-proof tea bag, and condom with sweat holes.
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
What Does The Pope And Uk Football Have In Common? they Both Can Make 65,000 People Stand Up And Say "jesus Christ"
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