How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
What Did The Bannana Say To The Vibrator? "what Are You Shaking For She Gonna Eat Me!"
How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like a Man.
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
yo mamma so fat i could step on her belly and high five god.
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