How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.
Why Don't Little Girls Fart? Because They Don't Have Assholes Until They Get Married.
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.Husband: How do you know? Wife: Because she is not asking for pocket money.
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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