How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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What is heaven? Thousand of girls and buckets of beer. What is hell? When you come to know that the buckets have holes and girls don't.
A child said to a pregnant lady: Wat’s in ur belly? She rep: here I’ve my cute beautiful baby Child says: if it was so much cute n beautiful then why you eaten that baby?
yo mamas so fat when she walked by the TV you missed 2 episodes of Friends
Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!
Question: Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton? Answer: She the one with the cojones.
Question: What made Barack help a Chicago slumlord to victimize the poor? Answer: The check.
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
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