How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
Press Down .... .... .... Press Up .... .... .... Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!
Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walking.
Yo momma so short she did a suicide jump of the curb.
Question: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes? Answer: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
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