How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
What Does The Pope And Uk Football Have In Common? they Both Can Make 65,000 People Stand Up And Say "jesus Christ"
youer mama is so pouer she puts the broun bag speshul on layaway.
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
your momma is so short she comedet suiside by juping off a curb
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