How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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Feelin Bored? THINK OF ME Feelin Sad? CALL ME Feelin Lonely? VISIT ME Feelin Horny? USE UR HANDS& ENJOY da ART of......SMSING ME!!!
Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.Servant: It's already raining.Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.
After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend: U r not going to see me for a while. Gal: R u going away? Santa: No..No... Now turn around
Roses r red violets r blue.Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks, "Wats this?" Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..
Text messaging is like a blow-job of an amateur prostitute; short, sweet and always cheap!!!
Banta: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven! Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
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