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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: George!
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Santa :"Dude, where does the sun go at night ?" Banta :"It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it."
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yeah keep going out with that asshole and i'll be over there, when you figure out that i was the better than him just hope i care enough to say fuc you
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yo mamas so fat that for holloween her trick was the treat
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I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot
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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
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Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
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Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No!!
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Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
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Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
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I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
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Can I flirt with you?
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